Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Funny google game

Those of you on facebook will recognize this sort of game, as that's where I got it. But I thought it was funny enough to share here. (adding the comments in parenthesis isn't necessary, but I usually do it for fun. You know me, can't keep my mouth shut..)

A silly little Google search game. Basically all you need to do is go to Google and type in what it says to type in. Try it. You'll get a kick out of it!

1. Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
Jennifer needs a cold shower (it IS about shower time, but I like them hot)

2. Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
Jennifer looks like the cutie-pie girl down the street who works at the corn dog stand at the mall. (ha!)

3. Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search:
Jennifer wants us to build a doghouse for Homer. (heck yeah! poor, cold, Homer...)

4. Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
Jennifer Does Thailand. (yeesh)

5. Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
Jennifer hates the homeless (I don't, really!)

6. Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search:
Jennifer asks loaded questions. (busted...)

7. Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search:
JENNIFER LIKES ME!!! (of course I do! :)

8. Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search:
Jennifer eats her rare steak with Atkins-like enthusiasm (this one was funny, the second one deserves being listed, too: "Jennifer Eats 3/5 Of The 25 Biscuits. How Many Does She Eat?")

9. Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search:
Jennifer wears the trousers. (yup.)

10. Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search:
Ok, I'll be honest, this was the first one: Jennifer was arrested for... beating up another girl living in her apartment building.
But the second was priceless: Jennifer was arrested for allegedly stabbing her 72-year-old male lover on February 1st and then again on February 16th.

11. Type in “[your name] desires" in Google Search:
Jennifer desires an intellectual rapport or spiritual bond with her love partner, but deep intimacy and emotional bonding do not come easily to her. (first part is accurate, not so much the second part)

12. Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search:
Jennifer Loves the Robot! (a good one to end with! :)

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